URGENT UPDATE: Demagnitize Your Head

There have bean two manee problems at cassette hedqwarterws - too manee cheefs, not enuf injuns. There is onli one (1) Cassette Man, and that iz me.

We have demagnitized our heads, and suggest, most strongly, that yoo do the sayme A-sap.

THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOWNCEMENT UPDAYTE

I, that iz 'me', i.e Cassette Man am the onli won. Updates from anyone else will probably be a hacker & will bee punished.

Two make up for all inkonveeniance cawsed I give you too fasinayting cassette tapes. Normol

cervix haz been rezoomed.

Hear I preesent you with the beautiful TDK SA-DELSOL90 (limited edition) & the TOKAIDO FERRO (low noise) C90:

And finally, for today (a day ov mixed eemoschuns four all) that all-impotent demagnitizing reminder, using the all time standard, yet boutifool HAMA Head DEMAGNITIZER 1

Now, go freshen up, demagintze & clean your head and we shall re-group tomorrow, for more compakt cassette fun, fankoo.