there you are

hello sorry i got trapped inside a computer on the informashun sooper hiway and have only just found my way out.

Helpfull reminder, turn left at you tube and avoid the roundabout at encyclopedia dramatica, that way you will avoid the huge jam at wikipdia (unless you want to turn off at live journal, in which case I suggest you take the orbital route via facebook, but under no circumstances actually stop, or pull off at facebook)

So, hear some tapes: